I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
