i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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