I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
