I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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