i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
