Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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