Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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