Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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