So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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