I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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