You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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