marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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