I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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