i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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