Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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