forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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