She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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