i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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