Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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