You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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