If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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