Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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