like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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