Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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