I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it glows. i had to have it.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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