How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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