You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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