Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
