I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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