that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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