pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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