So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
