brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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