There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I deserve this hangover.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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