as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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