I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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