Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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