I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its not stalking. its research.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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