Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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