You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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