I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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