i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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