Welp...herpes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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