All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's just like the Real World with babies
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize