If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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