I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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