he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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