i may or may not be watching the land before time
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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