it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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