I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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