thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
