I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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