Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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