Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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