break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
