if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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