I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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